Gordo & Hannah Lane

Life Experiences, Parenting Doubts & Public Family Shame

Like a radio version of “have you ever,” we talked about things most people have experienced at least once, and call out the ones we haven’t. Plus, we got a message from an overwhelmed mom navigating screen time and self-doubt, and wrap it up with some laughs about how our families embarrass us in public.

Your Welcome Mat Is Lying

We’re getting real about the things we say out of politeness... but don’t always mean. From the welcome mats that claim we’re happy to see everyone (spoiler: not always), to everyday phrases that become uncomfortably weird when whispered, this episode is all about unfiltered thoughts and funny social truths. Plus, Kristen is officially at her breaking point with a noisy upstairs neighbor and needs advice on how to handle the situation without escalating things or making it awkward with the landlord

Family Vacations, Teen Drama & TV Show "Icks”

In today’s episode, we dive into fun and opinionated conversations, starting with what we wish grew on trees besides money. We also tackle a parenting dilemma after a mom questions whether her teenage daughter should be allowed to bring her boyfriend on a family vacation. And finally, we share our honest takes on TV shows and movies that instantly give us the “ick” when someone says they love them.

Attractiveness, Awkward Money, and a Holy Prank

In this episode, we dive into what really makes someone attractive beyond just their looks. We also unpack whether mixing money and friendship is ever a good idea, especially when high-mileage vehicles. And to top it all off, Hannah shares a prank that went a little too far when she convinced her grandma she was baptizing her dog!

Kids Say the Wildest Things (and So Do Boyfriends)

We share lighthearted moments about the funniest things our kids have ever said, reflect on the best advice we’ve received, and dive into a deeper conversation about relationships and trust!

A Deadly Grape, Internet Obsessions, and After-Hours Boss Texts

Would you risk it for $100,000? Gordo and Hannah Lane debate a deadly hypothetical, share the social media accounts they’re obsessed with, and talk through whether a boss texting after hours deserves a boundary or silence.

Grocery Store Pet Peeves, Influenced Buys, and Drifting Friendships

Gordo and Hannah Lane talk grocery store annoyances, things social media convinced them to try—some good, some bad—and friendships that slowly shift without drama or fallout.

Fashion Fails, First-Date Wins, and Raising Capable Kids

Gordo and Hannah Lane trade strong opinions on everyday culture, from calling out the worst fashion trends to debating the best places for a first date, and whether kids today should still be doing chores.