Gordo & Hannah Lane

Imagine Getting Paid for Being You

In today’s episode, we’re talking about growing up — in the kitchen and beyond. We reflect on being picky eaters as kids and the foods we tried way too late in life. Then we read a letter from Maddie, who just moved out and is ready to level up from instant noodles but feels overwhelmed by complicated recipes. To wrap it up, we ask: if your everyday habits turned into income, what would you get paid for?

I Can’t Believe I Had to Google That

In today’s episode, we kick things off with a fun confession: What’s something you still have to Google that you definitely should know by now? Then we put our creativity to the test with a wild challenge — you’ve got $20 million to spend, but everything you buy has to start with the first letter of your name. What’s going in your cart?
But things take a more serious turn when we hear from Katherine, a longtime homeschooling mom who feels it may be time for her kids to attend school in person. Her husband disagrees and wants his mother to homeschool them instead.

Bad Days, Fake Bakes & Geeky Confessions

After a rough day, what’s your go-to comfort ritual? We kick things off by sharing the little things that help us reset when life feels heavy. Then we dive into a listener dilemma: a co-worker who regularly takes credit for things that aren’t theirs — including passing off bakery-bought cookies as homemade. Is subtly exposing them justified… or just petty revenge? And to end on a lighter note, we confess the geekiest things about ourselves.

Logo for Life? The Free Product Dilemma

We talked about a guy who ended up with a scar that looks just like the Adidas logo and is now asking the company for a free pair of shoes — which sparked the question: if you could get free products for life but had to have a brand’s logo on your body forever, what would you choose? We also asked what’s something small that instantly makes you judge someone. And Chelsea’s 14-year-old daughter was asked to prom by a high school senior — she thinks it’s harmless, but her husband says absolutely not — so is she being too lenient or is he overreacting?

Give It Up… Or Give Them Up? Lent, Lies & Muppets

Everyone’s asking what they’re giving up for Lent… but we’re flipping the question: what should your significant other give up instead? Plus, we got a message from Tyle, about a Fat Tuesday tradition gone sideways—when a friend fibbed about being sick and stirred up some serious friendship drama. And for a little chaos and creativity, we finish by playing a game where you pick a movie, keep one actor, and turn the rest into Muppets. 

King Cake Is Overrated?! & Other Bold Takes

The crew kicks things off by asking: What kind of traveler are you — the over-planner with a color-coded itinerary or the under-preparer just hoping for the best? The conversation spirals into travel habits, personality types, and the little things that can make or break a trip. Hannah shocked everyone by declaring that king cake is… overrated. Yes, she said it. Then the episode shifts to a relatable adulting struggle: Rebecca discovers her parents are paying $239 a month for cable on a fixed income. She’s considering helping them “cut the cord.”

Old Stores, Petty Spouses & Presidential Trivia

In today’s episode, we kick things off with a nostalgic trip down memory lane by asking: Age yourself by naming a restaurant or store you loved that doesn’t exist anymore. The responses prove just how fast time flies. Then, we dive into a relationship debate after getting an email from a listener who went on vacation with his wife for the first time in two years. She brought her laptop along to keep up with work — but while she wasn’t looking, he secretly turned off her email notifications. Since it’s Presidents Day, we put listeners to the test with a game of “Bizarre Details About U.S. Presidents: Fact or Fiction?” The first person to get them right scored a pair of tickets to see Parker McCollum.

Exes, Heartbreak, and Confessions

Today’s episode dives into love, heartbreak, and the tricky decisions that come with relationships. We imagined what a Candy Heart would say about your love life, reacted to a Norwegian Olympian who publicly revealed he cheated, and asked listeners to share the craziest things their exes did after breakups. AND, we got a letter from Stephanie, who’s torn about whether to end her relationship before or after Valentine’s Day.

Big Choices, Wrong Texts, and Petty Breakups

Today we’re talking texting disasters, post-graduation pressure, and petty fallouts. When has texting the wrong person gone completely wrong? Taylor’s facing the big “what’s next?” question after high school and feeling the weight of choosing the right path. And finally, what’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever stopped talking to someone?

The Petty Olympics

In this episode, we kick things off by debating which everyday skill should be an Olympic sport—because if it were, one coworker would absolutely be taking home the gold. From there, we dive into the pettiest and most ridiculous sibling fights we’ve ever had (and yes, some of them still sting).
Then things get a little more serious when we read a listener letter from Patricia, who’s stuck in a parenting standoff. Her son wants to quit coach-pitch baseball before practices even begin, and she and her husband can’t agree on whether letting him quit teaches healthy boundaries—or bad habits