Gordo & Hannah Lane

Everyone’s Engaged and I’m Just Doing Laundry

In this episode, we talk about the things we stubbornly refuse to throw away; both physically and emotionally. We got a message from Cassie who's feeling “behind” in adulthood while everyone else seems to be hitting big milestones like marriage, babies, and homeownership, and how comparison can quietly mess with your peace. We explore how to trust your own timeline, let go of the pressure to keep up, and remind yourself that doing life differently doesn’t mean doing it wrong. And, because balance, we wrap it up with a fun throwback question: what was your very first ringtone?

Real Talk: Comfort Films, Dating Stories & Newborn Essentials

In today’s episode, we dive into all things comfort and connection — from the movies we can watch over and over again, to the shortest and longest dates we’ve ever been on. We also heard from a listener expecting their first child; she's overwhelmed by baby product advice and sponsorship noise, and needs help breaking down the one newborn item she truly shouldn’t live without.

I Tipped With a Gift Card (Please Don’t Judge Me)

In this episode, we kick things off by talking about what we pretended to be as kids and how those childhood ideas followed us into adulthood. Then we dive into a listener-submitted dilemma: after a group dinner that got out of control price-wise, she agreed to split the bill but didn’t have enough left for a traditional tip. With no cash on hand, they left a Kroger gift card instead. We break down the situation, talk money etiquette, and debate what you’re actually supposed to do when you’re stretched thin but still trying to do the right thing.

Assumptions, Arguments, and Accidental Oversharing

A simple family get-together turns into full-blown chaos after a social media post sparks a major argument over family photos. From there, things only get weirder; imagining a kidnapping scenario where the kidnapper gives up because someone won’t stop talking, and unpacking the things people always get wrong about us. It’s messy, funny, and very real.

He’s Cheating on His Wife… With Takeout

We kick things off with a round of What Useless Information Have You Memorized? And quickly realize we’re all walking encyclopedias of absolutely unnecessary facts. Then things get real when a listener admits he’s been secretly eating before coming home because he can’t stand his wife’s cooking, but she has no idea and thinks he loves it. Is honesty the best policy, or is he in too deep? Plus, we play "Lyin’ or Luke Bryan" for a chance to win Luke Bryan tickets before you can even buy them!

Not My Job, Not My Look, Not Okay?

We dive into the things no one warns you about... From the craziest responsibilities people have taken on that were definitely not in the job description... to the most ridiculous things we’ve done just to “look good." We also tackle a powerful Letter to Hannah Lane from a newly engaged listener who’s struggling with her fiancé’s wandering eye, and questioning whether feeling disrespected means she’s overreacting or simply honoring her boundaries.

Life Experiences, Parenting Doubts & Public Family Shame

Like a radio version of “have you ever,” we talked about things most people have experienced at least once, and call out the ones we haven’t. Plus, we got a message from an overwhelmed mom navigating screen time and self-doubt, and wrap it up with some laughs about how our families embarrass us in public.

Your Welcome Mat Is Lying

We’re getting real about the things we say out of politeness... but don’t always mean. From the welcome mats that claim we’re happy to see everyone (spoiler: not always), to everyday phrases that become uncomfortably weird when whispered, this episode is all about unfiltered thoughts and funny social truths. Plus, Kristen is officially at her breaking point with a noisy upstairs neighbor and needs advice on how to handle the situation without escalating things or making it awkward with the landlord

Family Vacations, Teen Drama & TV Show "Icks”

In today’s episode, we dive into fun and opinionated conversations, starting with what we wish grew on trees besides money. We also tackle a parenting dilemma after a mom questions whether her teenage daughter should be allowed to bring her boyfriend on a family vacation. And finally, we share our honest takes on TV shows and movies that instantly give us the “ick” when someone says they love them.

Attractiveness, Awkward Money, and a Holy Prank

In this episode, we dive into what really makes someone attractive beyond just their looks. We also unpack whether mixing money and friendship is ever a good idea, especially when high-mileage vehicles. And to top it all off, Hannah shares a prank that went a little too far when she convinced her grandma she was baptizing her dog!